The Simpsons (TV Series)

Marge in Chains (1993)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier

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• Lionel Hutz : Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I... uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.

  Marge : Is that bad?

  Lionel Hutz : Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.

  Marge : You did?

  Lionel Hutz : Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."

• Apu : The aspirin is $24.95.

  Marge : $24.95?

  Apu : I lowered the price because an escaped mental patient tampered with the bottle.

• Marge : So how are things at home?

  Bart Simpson : We flushed the gator down the toilet, but it got stuck halfway and now we have to feed it.

  [cuts to Grandpa fighting the gator with a toilet plunger] 

  Grampa : I'll bet you want a piece of me. Well you ain't gonna get it, see!

  [as he laughs, his false teeth fall out into the aligator's mouth who bites down and breaks the teeth] 

  Grampa : [mumbling]  Nurse! God darn it.

• Lisa Simpson : [from another room]  Mom, can you bring me more O.J.?

  Bart Simpson : [from another room]  Can you get me some of those Flintstones chewable morphines?

  Marge : There's no such thing.

  Homer : [from another room]  Marge, the boy's wasting valuable time. Come change the channel and pat my head.

  Marge : In a minute!

  Homer : But I'll miss Sheriff Lobo!

  Grampa : And get me a bottle of bourbon.

  Marge : Grampa, you know you can't have liquids after 3pm.

  Grampa : You can stir it into my mush. Either way, just gimme, gimme, gimme!

• Lionel Hutz : Hiring me as your attorney, you'll also recieve this free smoking monkey.

  [places a toy monkey with a cigarette in it's mouth on the desk] 

  Marge : Mr Hutz.

  Lionel Hutz : Look... he's taking another puff!