The Simpsons (TV Series)

Marge Simpson in: 'Screaming Yellow Honkers' (1999)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Chief Wiggum : Do it for this adorable little puppy. Look at the puppy, Marge.

  Marge : That's your hat.

  Lou : She's good, chief.

• Marge Simpson : [Driving "Canyonero" SUV off-road]  Outta my way, Nature!

• Lisa Simpson : How'd you know the plan would work, Mom?

  Marge Simpson : Thanks for asking. Well, I was watching "Dateline", and Stone Phillips said SUVs always roll over when you turn sharply, and the gas tanks explode at the drop of a hat.

  Zookeeper : And she also knew if a rhino sees a flame, he'll instinctively try to put it out.

  Marge Simpson : Stone Phillips again!

  Homer Simpson : Is there anything that guy doesn't know?

  Zookeeper : Why this Stone Phillips sounds like quite a bloke! What television network is he on?

  Bart Simpson : Why, NBC, of course!

  Lisa Simpson : NBC has lots of great shows, and their news and sports coverage can't be beat!

  Chief Wiggum : Do ya think there's anything great on NBC right now?

  Homer Simpson : Oh, I'm sure of it.

  Marge Simpson : But there's only one way to find out!

  [the episode ends]