Chalmers: Well, Seymour, it seems we've put together a baseball team, and I'm wondering, who's on first, eh?
Principal Skinner: Not the pronoun, but rather a player with the unlikely name of "Who" is on first.
Chalmers: Well that's just great, Seymour. We've been out here six seconds and you've already managed to blow the routine.
[Chalmers storms off]
Chalmers: [muttering under his breath] Sexless freak.
Bart Simpson: I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.
Homer Simpson: [Trapped by a rampaging rhinoceros] Jesus! Allah! Buddha! I love you all!
Marge Simpson: [Driving "Canyonero" SUV off-road] Outta my way, Nature!
[while watching a faculty talent show]
Bart: I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.