The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa the Skeptic (1997)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• [Speaking about the skeleton she found] 

  Lisa : It could be a mutant from the power plant.

  Mr. Burns : That's preposterous, everyone knows our mutants have flippers - oops, I've said too much. Smithers, get the amnesia ray.

  Smithers : You mean the revolver, sir?

  Mr. Burns : Yes, and be sure to wipe your mind clear when you're done as well.

• Lisa : If you believe in angels then why not unicorns or leprechauns?

  Kent Brockman : Oh Lisa everyone knows leprechauns are extinct.

• Moe : Go home, science girl.

  Lisa : I am home.

  Moe : Good, then stay there.

• Lisa : I don't understand, Professor, why didn't your test show that the skeleton was a fake?

  Stephen Jay Gould : I'm going to be honest with you, Lisa, I never did the test.