The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa the Skeptic (1997)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Sid, Sideshow Mel, Mayor Quimby, Pope

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Oh no, this can't be happening. What the hell are we going to do with ten thousand angel ash-trays?

  Bart Simpson : I could take up smoking.

  Homer Simpson : You damn well better.

• Homer Simpson : [singing]  Here's the angel, see the angel, it's my angel, no-one elses,next to the rakes!

• Homer Simpson : [gasp]  Billy Beer!

  [drinks it] 

  Homer Simpson : Ahh, we elected the wrong Carter.

• Kent Brockman : [Over the TV]  Coming up next, an hilarious boat give-a-way scam, that's Springfield's Dumbest Criminals!

  Homer Simpson : [laughs]  Sounds like good watching.

• [after the angel hoax is exposed] 

  Homer : What the hell are we going to do with 10,000 angel ashtrays?

  Bart : I could take up smoking.

  Homer : You damn well better.