The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homer vs. the 18th Amendment (1997)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson
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Quotes
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Homer Simpson : Kaboom, blam! Oh excuse me again dear!
Marge Simpson : Homer. There's no point in pretending you're making those noises. Your home made liquor is exploding again.
Homer Simpson : What dear? KABLAMMO!
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[Marge is about to take some laundry to the basement when she notices a sign on the door reading "DO NOT ENTER", with translations in French, Spanish, German and Chinese beneath it]
Marge Simpson : That's funny. I used to be able to go down there.
[Homer and Bart come out carrying multiple bowling balls containing bootleg liquor]
Homer Simpson : [hurried] Going bowling. Not back, avenge deaths.
Marge Simpson : Why do you have so many bowling balls?
Homer Simpson : [sighs apologetically] Ah, I'm not gonna lie to you, Marge. So long!
[he and Bart drive away]
Marge Simpson : [annoyed] Hmmmm.
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Marge Simpson : Beer!
Homer Simpson : I can explain, Marge. Please let me explain. Oh, why won't you let me explain?
Marge Simpson : You're the one the papers have been talking about. That mysterious Beer Baron who's been supplying Springfield with alcohol. How have you been getting away with this?
Homer Simpson : Well... And I can explain, remember? I fill the balls with beer that I found at the dump. And then I bowl them and some underground pipes take them into Moe's.
Marge Simpson : Homer, that's very clever.
Homer Simpson : Huh?
Lisa Simpson : Mom?
Marge Simpson : Well, it is. I've known your father since high school and this is the cleverest thing he's ever done. Besides, he's only breaking a silly, 200-year-old law.
Homer Simpson : It is silly, Marge. And look at all the money I'm making!
[Homer waves the money at Marge]
Marge Simpson : Whoo!
Lisa Simpson : Mom! Prohibition may be unpopular, but it's the law, and we still have...
Marge Simpson , Homer Simpson , Bart Simpson : GO TO YOUR ROOM, LISA!