The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer vs. Patty and Selma (1995)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Lewis, Ralph Wiggum, Nelson Muntz, Kearney

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Quotes 

• Bart : What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them - as is my understanding...

• Marge : Homer, are we in some sort of fiduciary trouble?

  Homer : [imagines Marge as a queen]  Oh, Marge, my loyal wife... of course not.

  [Lisa walks by the room, he imagines her as a princess] 

  Homer : And Lisa, my little princess.

  [Bart walks by, he imagines him as a human-rat hybrid] 

  Homer : And who could forget dear Ratboy?

  Bart : Ratboy? I resent that!

  [chomps on bedroom entrance] 

  Marge : Bart, I told you before - stop gnawing on the drywall.

• Bart : See that? I started to do, like, a little arabesque, but then I just fully went for it and pulled off the demi-entrechat. Not that I'm into that kind of thing...

  [drinks a Tab] 

  Ballet Teacher : Bravissimo, Bart! Next week, class gives its first recital, and you, you will dance the male lead!

  Bart : Dance in front of the whole school? What is it with you and ballet?

  Ballet Teacher : I have known you have great conflict, Bart: you love ballet, yet you fear the boys will laugh at you, no?

  Bart : No, I fear the girls will laugh at me. I fear the boys will beat the living snot out of me.

• Bart : See that? I started to do, like, a little arabesque, but then I just fully went for it and pulled off the demi-entrechat. Not that I'm into that kind of thing...

  [drinks a Tab] 

  Ballet Teacher : Bravissimo, Bart! Next week, class gives its first recital, and you, you will dance the male lead!

  Bart : Dance in front of the whole school? What is it with you and ballet?

  Ballet Teacher : I know you have great conflict, Bart: you love ballet, yet you fear the boys will laugh at you, no?

  Bart : No, I fear the girls will laugh at me. I fear the boys will beat the living snot out of me.