The Simpsons (TV Series)
Colonel Homer (1992)
Beverly D'Angelo: Lurleen Lumpkin
Quotes
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Homer : Guess what, Lurleen. I got you a gig on TV.
Lurleen Lumpkin : Oh, Homer, you're as smart as you are handsome.
Homer : Hey! Oh, you meant that as a compliment.
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Lurleen Lumpkin : Oh, Homer, no man's ever been nice to me without, you know, wantin' something in return.
Homer : Well, I was going to ask you for a glass of water, but now I kind of feel guilty about it.
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Lurleen Lumpkin : You're just a big sack of sugar.
Homer : Thanks!... You did say "sugar," right?
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Homer : I'm sorry, Lurleen. All I wanted to do was share your beautiful voice with other people, and I've done that. Now, I'd better get out of here before I lose my family.
[Homer walks out a door, then comes back]
Homer : Just so I don't wonder, you would have gone all the way with me, wouldn't you?
Lurleen Lumpkin : Uh-huh.
Homer : [disappointed] Ooh. Okay.
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Homer : Lurleen, wait.
Lurleen Lumpkin : Yeah?
Homer : I just wanted to say your song touched me deeply in a way I've never felt before... and which way to the can?
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Homer : Do you have your songs on a CD?
Lurleen Lumpkin : Sorry. Al my songs are up here.
[referring to her head]
Lurleen Lumpkin : "I'm Basting a Turkey With my Tears", "Don't Look Up my Dress Unless You Mean It", "I'm Sick of Your Lyin' Lips and False Teeth".