The Simpsons (TV Series)

Behind the Laughter (2000)

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Director, Carl, Comic Book Guy, Chief Wiggum, Apu, Bobby, Lawyer

Quotes 

• Narrator : Then, another bombshell. An anonymous tipster alerted Uncle Sam... that the Simpsons were evading their income taxes.

  [cut to a darkened Kwik-E mart, with Apu in the Shadows] 

  Apu : Yeah, I finked on Homer but he deserved it. Never have I seen such abuse of the "Take A Penny, Leave A Penny" Tray.

• Carl : Bart was always blowing his spare cash by paying us to kiss each other.

  Lenny : [beat]  Hey, did we ever get that money?

  Narrator : But interracial homoeroticism was only chapter one of Encyclopedia Self-Destructica.

• Moe Szyslak : Oh, Homer was spending money like a... teenage Arab. He bought me a Rolex and cashmere jeans. I felt kinda guilty 'cause I was always tryin' to score with his wife. So, when do we start filming?

  [realizes the crew has been filming the whole time] 

  Moe Szyslak : Oh.