Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Wait Out (1996)

Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer

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Quotes 

• Jerry Seinfeld : Hey, uh... what'd you get there?

  Cosmo Kramer : I bought Dungarees.

  Elaine Benes : Kramer, they're painted on!

  Cosmo Kramer : Well, they're slim-fit.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Slim-fit?

  Cosmo Kramer : Yeah, they're streamlined.

  Jerry Seinfeld : You're walkin' like Frankenstein!

  Cosmo Kramer : What? They just gotta be worked in a little bit, that's all.

• Policeman : So chasing little kids huh? You're in a lot of trouble mister.

  Cosmo Kramer : No no look, I was baby-sitting

  Policeman : Ya ya right. Sit down!

  [Kramer looks at the chair, then the police officer] 

  Policeman : What are you deaf? I said sit down!

  [Kramer struggles to sit down in the chair] 

  Policeman : , for the last time, SIT DOWN!.

• Mickey : So, Bradley. I guess this is the last place you expected to find yourself.

  [Kramer takes a deep breath] 

  Mickey : Well we're gonna be here a while so take a seat.

  [Kramer is struggling to sit down in the chair, while Mickey has his back turned with a pack of cigarettes] 

  Mickey : You know if it hadn't been for that secretary of yours... I said sit down!

  [Kramer is still struggling to sit down, and a frustrated Mickey throws the pack of cigarettes to the floor] 

  Cosmo Kramer : [under his breath, which is hard to make out]  I'm trying!

  Mickey : Bradley!, it's very important that you sit down.

  [Kramer is still struggling to sit down] 

  Mickey : Now for the last time, try again to SIT DOWN!

  Mickey : [running]  Sit down, you big stupid ape!

  [Mickey angrily lunges at Kramer, tackling him to the floor]