Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Serenity Now (1997)

Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer

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• Jerry : [Sarcastically]  Kramer, I love you.

  Cosmo Kramer : [Without missing a beat]  I love you too, buddy!

• [Kramer has just taken his built-up anger out on the computers George intended to return] 

  George Costanza : Why couldn't you squeeze one of those stupid rubber balls to get your stress out? Whyyyyy did you have to destroy twenty-five computers?

  Cosmo Kramer : [eating an orange]  George, you listen to me. I owe you one.

• Cosmo Kramer : Simple, you let out one emotion, all the rest come with it. It's like Endora's box.

  Jerry Seinfeld : That was the mother on Bewitched. You mean Pandora.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah, well she had one too.