Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Non-Fat Yogurt (1993)
Maryedith Burrell: Maryedith
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Quotes
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Maryedith : Well I hope you're happy.
Jerry Seinfeld : What?
Maryedith : Now every word out of my son's mouth is f
[bleeped]
Maryedith : . You know what he said to me five minutes ago? Where's my F
[bleeped]
Maryedith : ing cupcake?
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Jerry Seinfeld : Mary, we've been eating a lot of your husband's Yogurt lately does that have fat in it?
Maryedith : No
[bleep]
Maryedith : - ing way.
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Maryedith : You know Jerry?
Matthew : Of course. He's a funny f
[bleep]
Matthew : er!
Jerry Seinfeld : Listen, Matthew, I wanna explain something to you. Now, cursing is not something most comedians do.
Matthew : You did it!
Jerry Seinfeld : That's truth but that was an accident, and I haven't done since and I would never do it again. And if you continuing cursing you'll never become a comedian like me when you grow up. Excuse me one second.
Elaine Benes : [George and Elaine makes the okay sign to Jerry, then return to their talk] You know Lloyd advises Dinkin in everything he does.
George Costanza : Yeah... big adviser.
Elaine Benes : He tells him what soap to use.
Jerry Seinfeld : [Jerry sees Matthew destroying his tape] What the f
[bleep]
Jerry Seinfeld : k are you doing, you little piece of s
[bleep]
Jerry Seinfeld : t?
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Jerry Seinfeld : [enjoying his ice-cream] This is so f
[bleep]
Jerry Seinfeld : ing good!
Maryedith : [walking with her son] Jerry!
Jerry Seinfeld : Oh I'm sorry...