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Quotes
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Kramer : [describing Jerry] If you see a guy that's five foot eleven, he's got, uh, a big head and flared nostrils.
George Costanza : [describing Jerry] Um, excuse me, have you see a guy with like a horse face, big teeth and a - and a pointed nose?
Usher : [describing George] There was a short guy with glasses. Looked like Humpty-Dumpty with a melon head.
George Costanza : [describing Elaine] You know, kinda short, big wall o' hair, face like a frying pan.
Elaine Benes : [describing Kramer] Oh, hey, listen, by the way, have you seen a, uh, a tall, lanky doofus, with a, with a bird-face and hair like the Bride of Frankenstein?
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Elaine Benes : I will buy your popcorn and soda and we'll call it even.
George Costanza : I'll tell you what. Give me the 20. I'll buy you a popcorn and a soda and I'll throw in a bonbons.
Elaine Benes : George, you're sapping my strength.
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Elaine Benes : You know, men can sit through the most pointless boring movie if there's the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off.
George Costanza : So, what's your point?
