Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Hamptons (1994)
Jason Alexander: George Costanza
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Quotes
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Jerry : [Elaine is walking through the hallway, Jerry and George call her into the room] Elaine!
Jerry : Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine : What do you mean? Like laundry?
Jerry : No, like when a man goes swimming... afterwards.
Elaine : It shrinks?
Jerry : Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine : Why does it shrink?
George Costanza : It just does.
Elaine : I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
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George Costanza : I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!
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George Costanza : Well, how good a look did you get?
Jerry Seinfeld : What do you mean?
George Costanza : Well, if she was a criminal and you had to describe her to a police sketch artist.
Jerry Seinfeld : They'd pick her up in about 10 minutes.
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George Costanza : I just got back from swimming in the pool... and the water was cold.
Jerry Seinfeld : Oh, you mean... shrinkage.
George Costanza : Yes. Significant shrinkage.
Jerry Seinfeld : So you feel you were short-changed.