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Quotes
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George Costanza : Why would I spend seven dollars to see a movie that I could watch on TV?
Cosmo Kramer : Well, why go to a fine restaurant when you can just stick something in the microwave? Why go to the park and fly a kite, when you can just pop a pill?
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Cosmo Kramer : [disgustedly, at seeing Elaine come in with drenched hair and clothes] Elaine --- honeyyyy --- I know you're trying to get Lloyd to notice you, but this is too much --- going around in a WET T-SHIRT...!
Elaine Benes : [with an exasperated sigh] I got SPRAYED with the HOSE!