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George Costanza : You ask me here to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, then say you're not in the mood for details. Now you listen to me, I want details and I want them right now! I don't have a job! I have no place to go! You're not in the mood? Well, you get in the mood!
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George Costanza : See, that's why I don't have cable in my house, because of that naked station. If I had that in my house I would never turn it off. I wouldn't sleep, I wouldn't eat. Eventually firemen would have to break through the door, they'd find me sitting there in my pajamas with drool coming down my face.
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George Costanza : What about you?
Jerry : Nothin' much. I slept with Elaine last night.
George Costanza : Oxygen. I need some oxygen. This is major.
Jerry : I thought you'd like that.