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Jerry : [Discussing The Deal with Elaine] Because this...
[gesturing between them]
Jerry : is very good.
Elaine : [Gesturing to the bedroom] And that would be good.
Jerry : That would be good too.
[repeating gestures]
Jerry : See the idea's to combine this and that. But this cannot be disturbed.
Elaine : Yeah, we just want to take this and... add that.
[Jerry makes a "There you have it" gesture]
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[last lines]
Jerry : Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason, when a man is driving down that freeway of life, the woman's he's involved with is like an exit, but he doesn't want to get out. He wants to keep driving, and the woman is like, "Look, gas, food, lodging. That's our exit. That's everything we need to be happy. Get out of here now!" But the man is focusing on the sign underneath that says, "Next exit... 27 miles," and he thinks, "I can make it."
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George Costanza : What about you?
Jerry : Nothin' much. I slept with Elaine last night.
George Costanza : Oxygen. I need some oxygen. This is major.
Jerry : I thought you'd like that.
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[first lines]
Jerry : I was watching women in the department store the other day trying on clothes, and I noticed that they do it differently from men. Women don't try on the clothes, they get behind the clothes, you see? They take a dress off the rack, and they hold it up against themselves. They can tell something from this. They stick one leg way out. Because they need to know if someday I'm one-legged at a 45-degree angle, what am I going to wear? You never see a man do that. You never see a guy take a suit off the rack, put his head in the neck and go, "What do you think about this suit? I think I'll get it. Yeah, looks fine. Put some shoes by the bottom of the pants. I wanna make sure. Yeah, perfect. Now, what if I'm walking? Move the shoes, move the shoes, move the shoes, move the shoes."
