Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Contest (1992)

Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer

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Quotes 

• Jerry Seinfeld : It's easier for a woman not to do it than a man, we have to do it, it's part of our lifestyle. It's like shaving.

  Elaine Benes : Oh, that is such baloney! I shave my legs.

  Cosmo Kramer : [while eating]  Not everyday.

• Cosmo Kramer : [after having seen a naked woman across the street, he enters his apartment and exits 30 seconds later with a wad of cash]  I'm out!

• Jerry Seinfeld : [Jerry is singing along to Tiny Toons on Nickelodeon to take his mind off of sex]  The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round.

  Kramer : [Kramer sings along]  The woman across the block has nothing on, nothing on, nothing on.

• Kramer : Count me in on this.

  Jerry Seinfeld : You? You'll be out before we get the check.