Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Cadillac (1996)

Liz Sheridan: Helen Seinfeld

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• Helen : Morty, what d'you have to open this box for?, There's already a box of cookies open.

  Morty : I wanted a Chip Ahoy.

  Helen : I don't like all these open boxes.

  Morty : Look, I got a few good years left. If I want a Chip Ahoy, I'm having it.

• Morty : Alright, are you ready to eat?

  Helen : Oh, right, let's go. Jerry, let's go, it's time to eat. We're going to dinner.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Dinner? What time is it?

  Helen : It's 4:30

  Jerry Seinfeld : 4:30? Who eats dinner at 4:30?

  Morty : By the time we sit down, it'll be quarter to 5.

  Jerry Seinfeld : I don't understand why we have to eat now.

  Helen : We gotta catch the early-bird. It's only between 4:30 and 6.

  Morty : Yeah. They give you a tenderloin, a salad and a baked potato, for $4.95. You know what that cost you after 6?

  Jerry Seinfeld : Can't we eat at a decent hour? I'll treat, okay?

  Helen : You're not buying us dinner.

  Jerry Seinfeld : I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at 4:30 to save a couple of bucks, I'll tell you that!

• Jerry Seinfeld : Well, what d'you think?

  Morty : Look at this! Look at this! You bought a Cadillac?

  Jerry Seinfeld : I bought it for you. It's yours.

  Morty : You what? You bought me a Cadillac?

  Jerry Seinfeld : I bought you a Cadillac, here you go.

  Helen : Are you out of your mind?

  Jerry Seinfeld : What?

  Morty : You don't want it? Are you kidding?

  Helen : He's not buying us a Cadillac.

  Morty : What are you, nuts?

  Helen : It's a very nice gesture Jerry, but take it back.

  Morty : Can you believe this?

  Helen : I'm not letting him buy us a Cadillac. He hasn't got that kind of money.