Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Bookstore (1998)
Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer
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Quotes
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Cosmo Kramer : [to Newman] See, we should've gotten some collateral from him... Like his bag of cans, or... his other bag of cans.
Newman : We gotta find that rickshaw. You check the sewers and dumpsters. I'll hit the soup kitchens, bakeries, and smorgasbords.
[Newman and Kramer both go to leave]
Jerry Seinfeld : To the Idiotmobile!
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Cosmo Kramer : Jerry, check this out. Remember my idea about rickshaws in New York? Well, we're gonna make it happen!
Jerry : No, you're not.
Cosmo Kramer : Newman, he knows a guy in the Hong Kong post office.
Jerry : No, he doesn't.
Newman : He's shipping us a rickshaw. It can't miss!
Jerry : Yes, it can.
Cosmo Kramer : We'll start out with one, and then when it catches on, we're gonna have a whole fleet.
Newman : It's the romance of the Hansom Cab without the guilt or dander of the equine.
Jerry : So, who's gonna pull this thing?
Cosmo Kramer : [Perplexed, to Newman] . Well, I just assumed you would.
Newman : [to Kramer] Yeah, but I thought...
Cosmo Kramer : Di-di-di-di... No
Jerry : My, isn't this an awkward moment.
Cosmo Kramer : [Thinking] What about the homeless?
Newman : Can't we worry about them later?
Cosmo Kramer : To pull the rickshaw.
Newman : They do have an intimate knowledge of the streets...
Cosmo Kramer : They're always just walking around the city. Why not just strap something to them?
Jerry : Now, that's the first sensible idea I've heard all day.
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Cosmo Kramer : Oh, boy, look at this. Hong Kong's outlawed the rickshaw. See, I always thought those would be perfect for New York.
Jerry Seinfeld : [Sarcastically] Yes. The city needs more slow-moving wicker vehicles.
[George is about to go into the bathroom. He grabs a book on his way in]
Cosmo Kramer : Hmm, Elaine's been to Hong Kong. I should give her a call.
Jerry Seinfeld : She's at that annual Peterman party tonight. You know the one she danced at last year?
Cosmo Kramer : [Remembering] No, that wasn't dancing.
Jerry Seinfeld : [Pointing] Hey, there's Leo.
Cosmo Kramer : Oh? Who's Leo?
Jerry Seinfeld : Uncle Leo!
Cosmo Kramer : Oh, yeah. Right. Uncle, Leo. Forgot his first name...