Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Barber (1993)
Jason Alexander: George Costanza
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Quotes
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George Costanza : I show up. I pretend I have the job. The guy's on vacation. If I have the job, it's fine. If I don't have the job, by the time he comes back, I'm ensconced.
Jerry Seinfeld : Hmm, not bad.
George Costanza : What's the worst thing that can happen?
Jerry Seinfeld : Well, you'd be embarrassed and humiliated in front of a large group of people and have to walk out in shame with you tail between your legs.
George Costanza : Yeah, so?
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Clarisse : Mr. Costanza. Mr Pensky's here to see you.
George Costanza : Mr. Pensky? Of the Pensky file?