Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Apology (1997)

Jason Alexander: George Costanza

Quotes 

• George Costanza : It's like you're living at the Playboy Mansion!

• George Costanza : Everything goes with naked.

• George Costanza : I asked if I could borrow a sweater.

  Jerry Seinfeld : A cashmere sweater.

  George Costanza : I said, preferably cashmere. For warmth. So in front of the whole party, he says: "No. I don't want you stretching out the neck hole." Oh, yeah, sure, laugh it up. Everybody else did.

  Elaine Benes : Well, it's funny. I mean, you have a big head. Or is it because of your neck?

  Jerry Seinfeld : No, I think the head does most of the stretching.

  George Costanza : Regardless, I had to walk around for the rest of the party... in some cheap MetLife Windbreaker. Now it is payback time.

  Elaine Benes : I really think it's the size of your neck.

  George Costanza : It's my head!

• George Costanza : You know, Jason, I, I couldn't help notice: I didn't get my apology.

  Jason Hanky : Apology? For what?

  George Costanza : A drafty apartment. A sweaterless friend. A ball-game-giveaway MetLife windbreaker.

  Jason Hanky : George, come on. Not that neck-hole thing.

  George Costanza : Yeah, the neck-hole thing, and I would appreciate it if you would say you're sorry.

  Jason Hanky : No way! You would have completely stretched it out!

  George Costanza : You're an alcoholic! You have to apologize! Step 9! Step 9!

  Jason Hanky : All right, George, all right. I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head... struggling to find its way through the normal-size neck hole... of my finely knit sweater.