"Scrubs" My Rite of Passage (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

Aloma Wright: Nurse Roberts

Quotes 

  • Janitor : [proving a point to JD]  Everybody kisses the ass of the person above them.

    Dr. Kelso : [to Dr. Mickhead]  I was going to be a cardiologist, but I didn't have the heart.

    [Mickhead fake-laughs at Dr. Kelso's pun] 

    Dr. Mickhead : [to Nurse Roberts]  I was going to be a psychiatrist, but I was a-freud.

    [Nurse Roberts fake-laughs at Dr. Mickhead's pun] 

    Nurse Roberts : [to cafeteria worker]  I was going to be a doctor... But I didn't have the patience.

    [cafeteria worker fake-laughs at Nurse Roberts' pun] 

    Cafeteria Worker : [to homeless guy]  I was gonna be a baker, but I couldn't raise the dough.

    [homeless guy fake-laughs at Cafeteria Worker's pun] 

    Homeless Guy : [to his dog]  You know, I was gonna have her bring you some chicken, but it was foul.

  • Dr. Perry Cox : Oh. Would everyone please watch this? Because nobody, but nobody, cries like Sammy. He leads off with the Chin Quiver.

    [Thompson does so] 

    Dr. Perry Cox : Then he goes right to the Look Away.

    [Thompson drops his eyes, and waves off Jordan's hand on his shoulder] 

    Dr. Perry Cox : He tries to hold it back but he just can't because there's too much pain!

    [Thompson's body shudders] 

    Dr. Perry Cox : And then finally, he squeezes out one single... tear

    [mock cries and leads the applause] 

    Dr. Perry Cox : ... Ladies and gentlemen, that is some quality Crack Addict Theatre!

    Dr. Christopher Turk : I can't watch this.

    Nurse Roberts : Then move your big, bald biscuit head! Some of us don't have cable.

  • Ted Buckland : These two new nurses have wonderful breasts.

    Todd Quinlan : Hey, they have names!

    [pointing to each breasts] 

    Todd Quinlan : Tina, Marge, Sloppy and Mr Snuggles.

    Nurse Roberts : Sloppy is bigger than Mr Snuggles.

  • Dr. Christopher Turk : I can't watch this.

    Nurse Roberts : Then move your big, bald, biscuit head! Some of us don't have cable.

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