Scrubs (TV Series)
My Rite of Passage (2006)
Christa Miller: Jordan Sullivan
Quotes
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Jordan Sullivan : Let's go Per!
Dr. Perry Cox : I've been waiting for an hour.
Jordan Sullivan : I know, I was leafing though a magazine and watching you on the security cameras. My favorite part is when you said "Screw her!" and then you stormed out, but then you came back because you realized:
[waves keys]
Jordan Sullivan : I have the keys!
Dr. Perry Cox : Jordan. Now that you work here *h-every* day, if the carpool torturing persists, I'm gonna put a plexi-glass separator right down the middle of the car so you can't drive me crazy - you can't, you can't, you can't. Unfortunately your door handle doesn't work from the inside, which simply means that if we're in a fiery crash you won't be able to get out. Eeh, whatever.
[Jordan walks off while Cox is still speaking. He doesn't notice]
Dr. Perry Cox : That's a risk I'm sure willing to take.
[looks up to see Jordan gone]
Dr. Perry Cox : Jorderoo?
[Jordan is watching Dr. Cox on the security monitor]
Dr. Perry Cox : Hello?
Jordan Sullivan : I'm in here! You can't see me!
Dr. Perry Cox : Jordan!
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Jordan Sullivan : Sam? What are you doing back here?
Sam Thompson : Hey, lambchop. Uh, crazy story - I was, uh, I was taking a bus to my plane ticket, there was an accident, and thank God I'm alive. I'd hug you but I, uh, uuuggghhh!
[wiggles handcuffed hand and chuckles]
Dr. Kelso : Jordan. This is one of our most famous con artist-slash-drug addicts.
Sam Thompson : Nice to see you, sir.
Dr. Kelso : You as well. Turkleton? You've dealt with him before.
Sam Thompson : Hey, dude!
Dr. Kelso : why didn't you tell her?
Dr. Christopher Turk : [Pointing at Cox] 'Cause he told me not to!
Dr. Perry Cox : This is gonna cost you.
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Dr. Perry Cox : It's a rite of passage that you have to go through around here to be accepted.
Jordan Sullivan : Oh my God! You actually did something nice for me!
Dr. Perry Cox : No, no. No-no-no-no-no-no-no. It was a selfish act. If other people talk to you, you won't have to talk to me!
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Dr. Perry Cox : Jordan, you have to make other friends in this place. For the love of God, the only respite I get from you is when we're making love and I pretend you're someone else.
Jordan Sullivan : Yeah, I usually pretend we're DOING something else.