Scrubs (TV Series)

My Changing Ways (2005)

Michael Hobert: Lonnie

Quotes 

• Dr. Perry Cox : All right, then, before we jump in to rounds, I see it's time for my annual cologne intervention. Lonnie, you're killing us. And, honestly, what's the point? D'you understand that no matter how badly you wanna get freaky with Karen, here, that's just not going to happen, and here's why: She thinks you have the body of a fetus. Oh, Karen, did you tell me that in confidence?

  Karen : No, he knows.

  Lonnie : She drew me a picture.

  Jordan Sullivan : Don't sweat it too much, kid. He wore so much cologne on our first date, I had to sell my Miata!

  Dr. Perry Cox : WHY?

  Jordan Sullivan : For funsies!