Scrubs (TV Series)

My Big Bird (2006)

Sarah Chalke: Dr. Elliot Reid

Quotes 

• Dr. Cox : Wait, wait, let me get on in this! Let's also have a toast to Mr Foster's widow and his fatherless kids.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Dr Cox, it wasn't our fault.

  Dr. Cox : Because you are lucky! You know as well as I do, it could have been any one of your faults. Congrats again! Have a swell party!

• Dr. Bob Kelso : Who's a whore?

  Dr. Elliot Reid : That'd be me, sir.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Oh, of course.

• Dr. Elliot Reid : I was making out with a married man while his sick child slept a few feet away. Oh my god! I've become my mother!

• Keith : What are you doing?

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Don't look at me! Keith, you see the woman standing outside?

  [Keith mistakes a fat old woman for the "woman" Elliot meant] 

  Keith : Yeah, i see her.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : I made out with her husband this morning

  Keith : That's disgusting

• Mrs. Wilk : Dr Reid, why are you hiding? You didn't do anything wrong.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : If we all win this lottery, I am using this money to find a decent man.