Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Norm Macdonald/Dr. Dre featuring Snoop Dogg & Eminem (1999)

Norm MacDonald: Self - Host, Various, Lou Gehrig, Burt Reynolds, Larry King, Clint Eastwood

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• Norm MacDonald : How did I go, in a year and a half, from being not funny enough to be even allowed in the building, to being so funny that I'm now hosting the show? How did I suddenly get so goddamn funny? It was inexplicable to me, because a year and a half, let's face it, is not enough time for a dude to learn how to be funny. Then it occurred to me, I haven't gotten funnier, the show has gotten really bad! So, yeah, I'm funny compared to, you know, well, you'll see later. Okay, so let's recap, the bad news is: I'm still not funny. The good news is: the show blows! Alright, folks, we've got a bad show for you tonight! Dr. Dre, Snoop Doggie Dogg and Eminem are here. We'll be right back!

• Larry King : Between Hurricane Hugo and Hurricane Andrew, nothing beats Hurricane Hugo.

• Burt Reynolds : [selecting "A Petit Dejuner" from the list]  Yeah, well, why don't you give me, eh, why don't give you me ape tit for $200.

• Alex Trebek : [Burt Reynolds has changed his name to "Turd Ferguson" and buzzes in]  Burt Reynolds.

  Burt Reynolds : That's not my name.

  Alex Trebek : Okay, "Turd Ferguson".

  Burt Reynolds : [laughs]  Yeah, whaddaya want?

  Alex Trebek : You buzzed in!

  Burt Reynolds : No, I didn't.

  Alex Trebek : Yes, you did.

  Burt Reynolds : Yeah, well, that's your opinion.

• Alex Trebek : Ok, let's move on to Final Jeopardy, and the category is, you know what, I'll tell you what, just write a number. Any number. Any number and you win.

  [Final Jeopardy theme kicks in] 

  Alex Trebek : We'll accept any number, any number at all,

  [French Stewart writes] 

  Alex Trebek : a 1, or a 2,

  [Burt Reynolds adjusts his hat and suit] 

  Alex Trebek : or a 3, or how about a 4? It's that simple, I know you can do this

  [Sean Connery writes and counts his fingers] 

  Alex Trebek : Let's start with French Stewart, who's grinning like an idiot. You look pretty sure of yourself, think you've got the right answer?

  French Stewart : Yes, I'm pretty sure of it Alex.

  Alex Trebek : Well, all you had to do was write a number, and you wrote..."Threeve". A combination of three and five, simply stunning. And you wagered... Texas with a dollar sign in front of it. I'm speechless.

  French Stewart : No I did not get the answers from anyone else, it all came from Mr. Stewart's noggin up here.

  [points to his head] 

  Alex Trebek : That's beautiful. Mr. Reynolds?

  Burt Reynolds : Yeah, Don't bother, I didn't write anything.

  Alex Trebek : Good work, all right. Finally, Mr. Connery, the category was "Numbers", and you wrote

  [board reveals a letter v] 

  Alex Trebek : A Letter V. Well, I tell you what my friend, V is a Roman Numeral, so despite your best efforts, you answered correctly. Let's see what you wagered...

  Alex Trebek : [board reveals V to be part of "K" in "Suck it Trebek"]  Suck it Trebek.

  Sean Connery : [Connery breaks into wild laughter]  Hahahahahaha!

  Alex Trebek : That's all the time we have... Good night...

  [raises voice as Burt Reynolds puts an oversized hat on Trebek] 

  Alex Trebek : Would you get that off me?

• Burt Reynolds : That was a funny dog, Scooby-Doo. He rode around in a van and, eh, solved mysteries.

  Alex Trebek : That is incorrect.

  Burt Reynolds : No, it's correct. I remember he had a pal, Scrappy-Doo.