Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Alec Baldwin & Kim Basinger/UB40 (1994)

Kevin Nealon: Various, Weekend Update Anchor, Red West, Nick 'The Puppet' Lamponi

Quotes 

• Weekend Update Anchor : This human interest item: According to a new compatibility study of married couples, only 25% of husbands kiss their wife goodbye when they leave their house. However, 99% kiss their house goodbye when they leave their wife.

• Ike Turner : Kevin Nealon.. be my Valentine?

  Weekend Update Anchor : Ike, it was not meant to be.

  Ike Turner : Come on, Kevin Nealon, take me back, baby! I fixed the candy, look, just give me a chance, I got a song for you, Kevin Nealon!

  Weekend Update Anchor : Ike, I don't know, it, it's been a long time..

  Ike Turner : Come on, baby! We can do it again, we can be the best! Ain't nobody gonna stop us - Ike and Kevin Nealon!