Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Corbin Bernsen/The Smithereens (1990)

Kevin Nealon: Various

Quotes 

• Alex Cuchek : [a clip from the cop show "Smart Street"]  Get out of my sight, Lopez, or so help me, I'll kick your rear end up and down this freaking block!

  Lopez : Hey man, I don't give a flying damn what you say, it's a bunch of flippin' B.S.!

  Alex Cuchek : Listen, you son of a gun, you know what you are? You're nothing but a little piece of bullcrud. You know what bullcrud is, don't ya? That's what you find in a field after a bull's been there. Now I'm going off to the W.C and when I get back, I want your rump outta here!

  Donna Maria Taniglietti : [cut back to the host of "Movers and Shakers"]  Wow!

  Allen Brookmeyer : Now, the network wanted me to take out 'bullcrud' and have Cuchek say 'baloney'. Now, I can't have Alex Cuchek, a streetwize cop, saying 'baloney'. The language of the street is 'bulcrud'.

  Donna Maria Taniglietti : Certainly... certainly the streets I know.