Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Debra Winger/Eric Clapton (1990)

Debra Winger: Self - Host, Various

Quotes 

• Doc Swenson : Well don't be afraid, I've treated most of the people in this town. Say, have you heard of Wild Bill Hickok?

  Calamity Jane. : Yeah.

  Doc Swenson : Now they call him Well-Adjusted Hickok. Billy the Kid? Now he's known as Mature William.

  Calamity Jane. : Hmm.

• Woman on date : You know, when you suggested dinner, I had no idea you meant the White Parrot. Isn't this place a little expensive?

  Man on date : Well, I make a good salary.

  Woman on date : No, I... I know how much you make, I'm your boss, remember?