Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

The Band Episode (1998)

Caroline Rhea: Hilda Spellman

Quotes 

• Hilda Spellman : Why don't you drop cold fusion and work on an ink that doesn't stain your fingers?

• Hilda Spellman : Oh, just call him. Tell him that you changed your medication and that you're feeling better. That always works for me.

• Manager : Okay, you got the job. You're our new strolling fiddler.

  Hilda Spellman : Was it my Beethoven?

  Manager : It's just that you fit into the costume.

• Hilda Spellman : And I thought giving Henry VIII a sponge bath was the low point of my life.

• Sabrina Spellman : So how'd the gig go?

  Hilda Spellman : Lousy. I tried to merge the worlds of art and prime rib, but I failed.