Laugh-In (TV Series)

Guest Starring Peter Lawford (1969)

Peter Lawford: Guest Performer, George Washington

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Quotes 

• Judy Carne : Peter?

  Peter Lawford : Yes?

  Judy Carne : Ere, what's the shortest name in the English language?

  Peter Lawford : Mickey Rooney.

  Jo Anne Worley : Oh, I've had Mickey Rooney up to here.

• George Washington : First in war, first in peace, and wouldn't you know I married a widow.

• George Washington : Wouldn't you know it? The night of the big dance, and I get a run in my stocking.

• Peter Lawford : I hear Governor Reagan is really worried about earthquakes in California. He's afraid Berkeley may shift even further to the left.

• Peter Lawford : Personally, I've always considered Fidel Castro to be nefarious.

  Goldie Hawn : Maybe that's why they never got married.