Roseanne (TV Series)

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down (1991)

Michael Fishman: D.J. Conner

Quotes 

• Dan : You've made your mother and me very happy. Now get rid of the snakes.

  D.J. Conner : I'll do it.

  Darlene Conner : D.J., don't touch those snakes. I'm not untying them again.

• D.J. Conner : Mom, where are my hand grenades?

  Roseanne : In your bottom drawer. Where else would they be?

  D.J. Conner : Oh yeah, right.