Roseanne (TV Series)

Thanksgiving 1994 (1994)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

Quotes 

• Jackie Harris : See, I told you that amnio wouldn't be that bad.

  Roseanne Conner : Yeah, they stick a needle in my stomach and suck out a bunch of goo. I want to come back tomorrow and see if they can do the same for my butt.

• Roseanne Conner : [joining the protesters]  Hey ho hey ho! Life begins when *we* say so!

  Protester : Are you with us?

  Roseanne Conner : Yeah, we're from the head office. I'm Enid, and this is Jackie.

  Jackie Harris : Now now, Enid, you can give them my real name. I'm Roseanne.

• Jackie Harris : You had two abortions, Nana Mary? That must've been so hard.

  Nana Mary : Well it was pretty tough in those days, the laws were very strict. I had to go to some terrible place way out on the south side of Chicago. That was the first time so the second time I went to Mexico... or was that to get wool?