Roseanne (TV Series)

Mall Story (1989)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

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• Becky : Mom, Darlene and DJ are killing each other out there.

  Roseanne : What's the bad news?

• Darlene Conner : Can I have a dollar for a cherry guzzle?

  Roseanne : Didn't you bring money?

  Darlene Conner : Yeah but I'm not spending it on food.

  Roseanne : Well a cherry guzzle isn't food, it's toxic waste.

• Roseanne : Feel like a chili dog?

  Jackie Harris : Among other things. How bout you, Beck? You want a chili dog?

  Becky : No, I'm never eating again.

  Roseanne : Well you're still doing the dishes.

• Becky : All the girls at the dance will have a dress like this. If I don't get this dress, I'll look like a freak and none of the boys will want to dance with me.

  Roseanne : So dance with the girls.

• D.J. Conner : Look what I got you, a shoe horn.

  Roseanne : Why don't you take it upstairs, wrap it and surprise me?

  D.J. Conner : Okay.