Quotes
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Dan Conner : Tell you what, next time one of the kids has a problem, I'll send them right to you.
Roseanne : This is a problem I *wanted*.
Dan Conner : DJ! Let's go! What took so long?
D.J. Conner : [holds up jock strap] I have to wear this for gym today but I don't know how to put it on.
Dan Conner : Sounds like a problem.
[beaming at Roseanne]
Dan Conner : You want to take this one?
