Roseanne (TV Series)

Less Is More (1992)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

Quotes 

• Becky : [on the phone with Mark, describing a problem with her car]  No, my father already fixed it

  [directing the comment in her father's direction] 

  Becky : ... that's why I can't get it out of the driveway.

  Dan : [from the kitchen table]  Car doesn't have to run for you to live in it, little girl.

• Roseanne : [sitting on her hospital bed]  Dan, we've got a private room.

  Dan : Good deal!

  Roseanne : Want to fool around?

  Dan : [looking shocked]  In the *hospital?*

  Roseanne : [while operating the bed controls, making it go up and down]  Yeah, lookit, the bed goes up and down, you wouldn't have to do nothing.

  [smiles flirtingly]