Roseanne (TV Series)

Isn't It Romantic? (1994)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

Quotes 

• Roseanne : Your idea of romance is popping the can away from my face.

• Dan Conner : Prepare yourself for a treat... let the romance begin.

  Roseanne : [Dan hands her a videotape]  "Romancing the Bone"?

  Dan Conner : Yeah, I figured we could pop it in for a few minutes, watch it, and then, you know...

  Roseanne : Then what? Barf?

  Dan Conner : I did something wrong, didn't I?

  Roseanne : No, Dan, you just did everything wrong. This is nothing but disgusting, pornographic filth.

  Dan Conner : It's got "romance" in the title.

  Roseanne : It's just some sicko male fantasy that only appeals to other sicko males.

  Dan Conner : It can't be just for men. It's got scenes with only women.