Roseanne (TV Series)

Goodbye, Mr. Right (1990)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

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Quotes 

• Dan Conner : You don't want a bike that sounds like Barry Manilow, you want one that sounds Steppenwolf!

• Gary Hall : [about the motorbike]  I can still feel it

  Dan Conner : It's supposed to feel that way

  Roseanne Conner : [enters]  Can I get you a cigarette or something?

• Dan Conner : [acting like a kid to Roseanne]  Gee Ma, we were just playing

  Gary Hall : Lovely grass you've got Mrs Cleaver

• Gary Hall : She's always doing this to me, I'll be at the Cineplex waiting for 40 hours and she's down at the station printing perps

  Dan Conner : Does she really say that? Printing perps?

  Roseanne Conner : Yeah she's really into all this police lingo, whenever I go over there she's always eyeballing a mug shot, grilling a dirt bag or frisking a biscuit

• [Dan is acting like a hunchback] 

  Dan Conner : I brought the baggage master, where do you wish me to put it?

  Roseanne Conner : Just put it anywhere Igor

  Dan Conner : Maybe later you and me

  Roseanne Conner : We'll see

  Dan Conner : You're so kind

  [kisses her hand] 

• Darlene Conner : Mum if DJ was doing something weird and I don't mean normal weird, I mean really weird, we'd have to send him away right?

  Roseanne Conner : Yeah but he'd probably find his way back like you always do, what's going on?

  Becky Conner : He's doing something really weird

  Roseanne Conner : I'm so tired of this, I'm really, really sick of it, every time he does anything, you come down here squawking about it, I told you before he doesn't do things the way you do them, he does things differently, he's a boy

  [they show her the box of doll heads] 

  Roseanne Conner : Oh, DJ's got a hobby

  Becky Conner : Mother these are my old dolls!

  Dan Conner : Oh geez he's not playing with dolls is he?

  [Roseanne shows him the doll head] 

  Dan Conner : That's a relief

  Darlene Conner : You don't think this is insane?

  Dan Conner : Well this one kind of looks like Darlene, she put up quite a bit of a struggle

  Darlene Conner : You guys are sick!

  Roseanne Conner : He does thing's differently

  Darlene Conner : Alright but when we finally do end up having to lock the little wacko in the basement, don't expect me to change his papers!

• Roseanne Conner : [about DJ's behavior]  Dan you did stuff like that when you were DJ's age right?

  Dan Conner : No, the boy's odd

• Dan Conner : [Dan and Gary are forming a gang]  We need to get you one of them biker names

  Gary Hall : How bout Psycho?

  Roseanne Conner : No, we're saving that for DJ