Roseanne (TV Series)
Don't Make Me Over (1992)
Michael Fishman: D.J. Conner
Quotes
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Darlene : [D.J. is sitting on the counter, kicking the kitchen cabinets with his heels] It's Mother's Day, you moron. Stop trying to tick her off.
Becky : Yea, and go upstairs and hose off whatever stupid thing you made for her in school, and bring it down.
D.J. Conner : Or what!
Darlene : Or we'll bury you under the porch with the rest of our brothers.
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D.J. Conner : Here. Happy Mother's Day!
Roseanne Conner : Oh, lookit, it's an ashtray with your picture at the bottom.
Darlene : Aww, it's a shame you quit smoking, you could grind your butts out on his face.
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Roseanne Conner : I got a call from D.J.'s school today because he hasn't turned in any math assignments for 2 whole weeks.
Dan : Why not?
Roseanne Conner : Well he's had a lot of extra responsibility around here since you died.
Dan : [pause] Did I suffer?
Roseanne Conner : No, a sniper shot you.
D.J. Conner : I said I was sorry!
Roseanne Conner : Ever since he got that video game all he's been doing is goofing off.
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Dan : Keep stirring, Deej.
D.J. Conner : But my arm's getting sore.
Dan : If you don't keep stirring it, it won't be chili.
D.J. Conner : I don't even like chili.
Dan : Well you like science, right?
D.J. Conner : [shrugs] So?
Dan : Chili represents your three forms of matter: solid, liquid, and eventually, gas.