Roseanne (TV Series)

Chicken Hearts (1990)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

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• Roseanne Conner : [to Brian after learning that she is fired]  I need that job and I hate like hell that I do, but I need it. And I'm not working there because I need an allowance. I'm paying for a mortgage and putting food on the table and buying clothes for three kids. I don't think you'd even understand that. I don't think you understand anything. You're not grown up enough yet to understand that your life doesn't always turn out the way you plan it to be and sometimes you end up doing stuff you thought you'd never do in a million years, but you still have to do it 'cause there's nothing else you can do.

• Roseanne Conner : [after kicking Brian out]  Brian.

  [Brian turns to her] 

  Roseanne Conner : Would you like fries with that?

  [Roseanne slams the door at his face] 

• Roseanne Conner : I've got two more pancakes here!

  D.J. Conner : I want French toast!

  Roseanne Conner : Well, you better move to Europe.

• Roseanne Conner : I've definitely sunk to an all-time new low: I've been fired by Opie.

• Brian : Now this is supposed to be fast food, people and we can't exactly call it fast.

  Roseanne Conner : Why not? We call it food.

• Brian : [to Roseanne]  You are paid to follow my orders. It isn't always pretty, but this is the business we've chosen.

  Roseanne Conner : You've got a big booger hanging out of your nose!

• Brian : That negative attitude of yours, it's gonna get you nowhere.

  Roseanne Conner : This is nowhere.