Roseanne (TV Series)
Becky, Beds and Boys (1990)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
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Quotes
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Darlene : [Becky's new boyfriend knocks at the door] I'll get it!
Roseanne Conner : No, Darlene, no! We're going to embarrass your sister in an orderly fashion.
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Darlene : [DJ is playing the Shadow game] Stop it!
D.J. Conner : Stop it!
Darlene : I mean it!
D.J. Conner : I mean it!
Darlene : I'm gonna kill you!
D.J. Conner : I'm gonna kill you!
Darlene : Dad!
D.J. Conner : Dad!
Darlene : It's DJ!
D.J. Conner : It's DJ!
Dan Connor : [Reading the newspaper] What's he doing?
Darlene : I'm gonna kill him!
D.J. Conner : I'm gonna kill him!
[Roseanne enters]
Darlene : Mum!
D.J. Conner : Mum!
Roseanne Conner : What's going on?
Dan Connor : Darlene's saying everything DJ says a second before he says it
Roseanne Conner : [to Darlene] That's so immature
Darlene : He's driving me crazy, if he keeps doing it I don't know what I'm going to do
Roseanne Conner : Did you try banging your head against the table, maybe he'll knock himself out
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Roseanne Conner : We need to get a new bed!
Dan Connor : You mean a brand new bed?
Roseanne Conner : No. One some old person *died* in.
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Darlene : If anybody cares, D.J.'s head fits really well in the toilet.
Roseanne Conner : See Dan I told you he was small for his age
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Roseanne Conner : [after Becky's new boyfriend smarts off to Dan and Roseanne] I want to go over to his house and beat the hell out of his mother.
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[Dan pushes her shoulder]
Roseanne Conner : Not now Dan
[Dan pushes her shoulder twice]
Roseanne Conner : Okay but hurry it up
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Dan Connor : Help me flip the mattress, come on Roseanne you've gotta get up
Roseanne Conner : Well you didn't tell me that was part of it
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Dan Connor : [At the Lobo Lounge] Isn't that Becky's boyfriend, he's drinking, what the hell's he doing here!
Roseanne Conner : Where the hell you going!
Dan Connor : To say Hello
Roseanne Conner : No Dan, if you go over there, you'll get all mad and punch him or something
[They go over together]
Roseanne Conner : Hey remember us?
Mark Healy : Yeah
Roseanne Conner : Fine and you?
Mark Healy : I'm alright
Dan Connor : What are you doing here?
Mark Healy : Are we gonna have another one of your little chats?
Roseanne Conner : Chat this!
Dan Connor : Honey, honey
[Mark sits on a stool]
Dan Connor : You're only 18 right?
Mark Healy : Yeah well I've got a little piece of paper that says I'm 21
Dan Connor : How old are you when you're out with our daughter?
Mark Healy : Depends on the place
Dan Connor : I'm gonna ask you the question again and keep in mind you're talking to the girl's father
Mark Healy : Yeah, well you think you can stop me from seeing Becky huh?
Dan Connor : I think I can stop you from seeing tomorrow
Roseanne Conner : Me too!
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Dan Connor : We saw Mark tonight
Becky Conner : Where was he?
Roseanne Conner : Over at the Lobo, he was drinking, it may come as a shock to you but he has a fake ID
Dan Connor : We told him to stay away from you and you're staying away from him
Becky Conner : Oh my God, I can't believe this, why? I never went drinking with him
Dan Connor : And you never will
Becky Conner : This is so typical of you, you have to put your noses in something that's none of your business!
Dan Connor : You are our business
[they start arguing]
Dan Connor : stop with the attitude!
Becky Conner : He's the greatest guy I've ever met, you just don't like him and you're taking it on me!
[she goes upstairs]
Dan Connor : Remember a time when she was so sweet, so innocent, so loving
Roseanne Conner : I remember that time, I barely got to Thursday
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Becky Conner : Okay I'm busted, I wasn't at Judi's, I was at Monica's, I know how much you hate her so I had Judy cover
Roseanne Conner : That's one
Dan Connor : Where were you?
Becky Conner : I told you Monica's, okay her parents weren't home
Roseanne Conner : That's two
Becky Conner : Two what?
Roseanne Conner : Two weeks grounded, you wanna go for three or are we gonna hear Mark?
Dan Connor : You lied to us, you never understood what you did, that's never gonna happen again
Becky Conner : I'm never going to see him again and thanks to my mother who made me call every 15 minutes, he's probably never going to want to see me again anyway
Roseanne Conner : Probably? What if he probably does?
Dan Connor : You put your mother and I through a lot of crap
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Roseanne Conner : [to Dan] Just because Mark's never going to see her again, doesn't mean she's ever going to date someone we approve of, I mean the next guy could be like an axe murderer