Roseanne (TV Series)

Ballroom Blitz (1996)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

Quotes 

• Roseanne Conner : My mother, and my sister, are both dating the same man... I think all that's left for this family is cannibalism.

• Beverly Harris : You know, Roseanne, you might want to come ballroom dancing too, it's great exercise.

  Roseanne Conner : Hey, I am not divorced, single *or* desperate, what the hell do I need to exercise for?

  [cuts a huge slab of chocolate cake]