Red Dwarf (TV Series)
The Inquisitor (1992)
Danny John-Jules: Cat
Quotes
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The Cat : Hi, buddy.
Inquisitor : This is your judgment day, bud. I gotta be cruel. There can't be no favours.
The Cat : I'm hearing you on FM.
Inquisitor : I have to ask you the question. Justify your existence; what contribution have you made?
The Cat : I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass.
Inquisitor : Well, that's true.
The Cat : Can I go now?
Inquisitor : That's your case?
The Cat : You need more?
Inquisitor : Some might say that was a pretty shallow argument.
The Cat : Some might say I'm a pretty shallow guy; a shallow guy with a great ass.
Inquisitor : Sometimes you astonish even me.
The Cat : Thank you.
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Lister : Hang on a minute, who's to say what's worth anything?
The Cat : Oh, please, take a look in the mirror! Read your entry in Who's Nobody!
Lister : No, I mean it, who's to judge, who's to say what's worthwhile?
Rimmer : Well, let's face it Lister, lying on your bunk reading What Bike? And eating Sugar Puff sandwiches for eight hours a day is unlikely to qualify.
Lister : So just because I haven't written any symphonies or painted the Sistine Chapel that makes me prunable?
Holly : No, being a totally worthless, unwashed space-bum, that's what makes you prunable!
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Cat : [referring to Rimmer] I hate to admit it, but for once Trans-Am Wheel-Arch Nostrils is right.