Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Psirens (1993)

Danny John-Jules: Cat

Quotes 

• The Cat : There's an old cat proverb that goes, "It's better to live one hour as a tiger than an entire lifetime as a worm."

  Rimmer : There's an old human proverb - "Whoever heard of a worm-skin rug?"

• Rimmer : Some kind of writing on the floor. P-S-I-R-E-N-S. "Psirens."

  Kryten : The poor devil must've scrawled it in his death throes using a combination of his own blood and even his own intestines.

  Rimmer : Who would do that?

  Lister : Someone who badly needed a pen.

  The Cat : What I don't understand is why he went to the trouble of using his kidney as a full-stop.

  Rimmer : I don't think he meant to do that. It probably just... plopped out.

• The Cat : [about Red Dwarf]  Who'd steal a gigantic red trash can with no brakes and three million years on the clock?

  Kryten : Rogue droids; genetically engineered life-forms; figments of Mr. Lister's imagination made solid by some weird space ray.

• The Cat : More trouble, and it's heading straight for us.

  Lister : What is it?

  The Cat : Uh, what do you call one of those giant meteorites that are all covered in flames?

  Lister : A giant flaming meteroite?

  The Cat : That's it!

• The Cat : That's it. We're deader than corduroy.

• The Cat : [to Lister]  A little survival tip, bud. Never play your guitar in front of a man with a loaded gun.