Mark Linn-Baker: Larry Appleton

Quotes 

• Larry Appleton : Balki, I think you misunderstood. I'm sharing my *happiness* with you... but I'm sharing the *evening* with Jennifer.

  Balki Bartokomous : [disappointed]  Jennifer? Why you ask Jennifer?

  Larry Appleton : Because she's beautiful and I want her.

  Balki Bartokomous : Thats a good point, very good point.

• Balki Bartokomous : But if we're dressed exactly alike how will people tell us apart?

  Larry Appleton : Dental records.

• Balki Bartokomous : Let me get this straight... everybody's going to be wearing black suits...

  Larry Appleton : Yes.

  Balki Bartokomous : Nobody's going to be having any fun...

  Larry Appleton : Yes.

  Balki Bartokomous : What the difference is between this party and a funeral?

  Larry Appleton : There's no body. But I can fix that.