Bronson Pinchot: Balki Bartokomous

Quotes 

• Balki Bartokomous : Cousin, hold on to your pants and fasten your neck brace because I'm gonna show you something that's gonna make your head spin like Linda Blair.

• Larry Appleton : Balki, Leon is a crook. These watches are counterfeit. You've been ripped off.

  Balki Bartokomous : Wait a minute. Are you saying that Leon is a crook and that these watches are counterfeit and that I've been ripped off?