Perfect Strangers (TV Series)
Dog Gone Blues (1987)
Mark Linn-Baker: Larry Appleton
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Quotes
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Larry Appleton : Balki, I don't think living in an apartment is good for Suprides. He's cooped up all day... he can't get out... he can't meet other dogs... he can't date...
Balki Bartokomous : But we don't date and we're okay.
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Larry Appleton : We don't have a dog, that's against our leash... lease!
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Balki Bartokomous : In a week, this will all seem second nature.
Larry Appleton : In a month, it will be third nature!
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Larry Appleton : Spot was smart as a whip
Balki Bartokomous : Well, my little puppy dog Couscous was smart as two whips. In the morning he used to bring me my sandals.
Larry Appleton : When Spot fetched the paper he used to bring us each the section we wanted.
Balki Bartokomous : When we wanted news, Couscous used to drag home the village gossip.
Larry Appleton : Spot could read the paper.
Balki Bartokomous : Couscous could play the mandolin!
Larry Appleton : Spot did my taxes.
Balki Bartokomous : Oh, Bullwinkle!
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Larry Appleton : Balki? Did I miss something? When I left this morning I didn't own half a dog.
Balki Bartokomous : Well, you're a richer man today!
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Balki Bartokomous : [speaking of the dog he brought home] His name is Suprides.
Larry Appleton : Suprides?
Balki Bartokomous : Very good.
Larry Appleton : Well, that's a very pretty name. What does it mean?
Balki Bartokomous : It means 'dog'.
Larry Appleton : It means 'dog'?
Balki Bartokomous : Well, of course it does. Don't be ridiculous. What did you think I'd call him? Table?
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Balki Bartokomous : Mr. Twinkacetti is coming!
Larry Appleton : Don't panic! Code red!
