Perfect Strangers (TV Series)

Better Shop Around (1988)

Bronson Pinchot: Balki Bartokomous

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• Balki Bartokomous : On Mypos we have a saying... "Iffi yodi vy zwicki, oh po sticki picki ticki." Need I say more?

• Balki Bartokomous : This morning I must have got up on the wrong side of my brain!

• Balki Bartokomous : Well, you know what I thought... I thought we would run around the supermarket and every time we see something we like we throw in the cart it.

  Larry Appleton : Oh, oh! Just run around the supermarket and throw in the cart things? Balki, do you know what we would wind up with? Eight hundred pounds of Ding Dongs!

• Larry Appleton : This shopping spree is serious business. Now, I have... a plan!

  Balki Bartokomous : Cousin, why is it that every time we have a chance to have fun you have to "have a plan"?

  Larry Appleton : Balki, I don't think you understand what kind of opportunity this shopping spree is!

  Balki Bartokomous : Oh, but I do. It's an opportunity for you to "have a plan".

• Larry Appleton : You obviously don't know the rules of shopping.

  Balki Bartokomous : Well, Cousin, on Mypos we don't have rules for shopping. Come to think of it, we don't have rules for games.

  Larry Appleton : This is America. We have rules for everything. It's what distinguishes us from the... unruly.

• Balki Bartokomous : You can just count me down and out in Beverly Hills!