Oz (TV Series)

Visits, Conjugal and Otherwise (1997)

J.K. Simmons: Vern Schillinger

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• [after Beecher tells him he's arranging a conjugal visit] 

  Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger : Oh, a cunt-jugal. But you didn't ask my permission.

  [pause] 

  Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger : When are you gonna learn, prag? You belong to *me* now! I make *all* your decisions for you.

  [Beecher nods] 

• [after forcing Beecher to ask permission several times] 

  Tobias 'Toby' Beecher : *PLEASE, SIR! MAY I FUCK MY WIFE?*

  Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger : Now, when you ask me like *that*. I can't refuse you anything.